News Desk

The Advocate Post: Elon Musk has accepted Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro’s challenge to a fight following Musk’s accusations of election fraud and threats involving space lasers. Maduro, who recently claimed victory in the presidential elections amidst allegations of fraud by opposition leaders, declared Musk his ‘new archenemy’ and invited him to a live televised fight.

Musk responded, “I accept,” detailing the stakes: if Musk wins, Maduro must resign, but if Maduro wins, Musk will provide complimentary travel to Mars, where Maduro could presumably become President based on his skills. Musk later expressed doubt about the fight happening, suggesting that Maduro would “chicken out.”

In unrelated news, fans are still waiting for the Musk vs. Zuckerberg fight—what’s the holdup, Elon?